Daily Comic Journal: June 8, 2022: “Hopefully He Wont Lose A Foot.”
Just in case you might think I was making up the contents in his cart, so I could make the joke, it’s 100% accurate. He had two containers of ice cream and four Diet Coke 12 packs. If he sticks to that “diet” even those motorized carts won’t be able to move him around the store.
Diet Coke… but was it low-fat ice cream?